"it" just moved
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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