i already hear my dad disowning me
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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