Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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