I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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