you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I have post one night stand depression
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