I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She even gives head with a lisp.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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