oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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