Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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