can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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