12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Randomize
