just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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