I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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