No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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