i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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