talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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