smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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