i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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