We should be called the Road Head Warriors
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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