its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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