is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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