he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
The feeling are messing with the penis
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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