Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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