I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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