Nicole vs. Life
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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