i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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