We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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