Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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