3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i came on her dog
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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