we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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