I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Randomize