I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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