He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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