Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
We were destined to go to rehab together
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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