Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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