so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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