very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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