Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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