You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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