I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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