Got a toothbrush?
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We left the knife in your bed.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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