Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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