Will you blow on my dice?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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