The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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