I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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