She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I want to fling myself into the sun
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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