Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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