Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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