So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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