I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Damn victory sex feels great
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