No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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