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(802): View more from Vermont

is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?

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(813): View more from Florida

I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.

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(720): View more from Colorado

When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy

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(702): View more from Nevada

I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I just found my coat check number in my underwear.

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(734): View more from Michigan

So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.

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(248): View more from Michigan

His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.

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