she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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