I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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