He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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