I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Sext me about skeletons
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
