And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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