let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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