idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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